Thou shalt not let MOOP hit the Playa.

Thou shalt use only single ply when thou shits.

Thou shalt help Stagger to his tent if you find him face down in PolyParadise

Thou shalt not piss on the playa while at PP or Thou shall not PP on the playa when...

Thou shalt not drink directly out of the pickle jar

Thou shalt place something between thy bare skin and any communal furniture

Thou shalt stay hydrated

Thou shalt have thy tumbrel ready for dancing and singing at all times

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his ox, nor his ass.(except in PolyParadise)