Pre-Playa Case Submission
Do you suspect that you or someone you love may be in violation of one or more of the Laws of Polyamory as outlined in the Polyamory Bible, the Ethical Slut? If so, bring the accused to Poly People’s Court to be tried in the Playa’s Highest Court of Love.
The accused must be present for the trial to proceed! Plaintiffs may sign up ahead of time on the provided boards to put cases on the docket (walk in cases will also be tried if time permits). Bribes --err, payments for lawyers are encouraged for better service. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you--assuming that we can find one at the time.
Sins - such as "insufficient foreplay," "poor communication," and "touching without permission" shall be written on the Board of Transgression and will be erased as fines are paid. Cases will be tried, and punishments assigned, by one of our esteemed judges.